Minggu, 25 Juli 2010

Ninja Assassin HD Trailer [2009]

Director: James McTeigue

Tagline: Fear not the weapon but the hand that wields it.

Plot: A young ninja turns his back on the orphanage that raised him, leading to a confrontation with a fellow ninja from the clan.




MPAA: Rated R for strong bloody stylized violence throughout, and language.

Runtime: 99 min.




Trivia: After Raizo - played by Rain - is first captured and chained to the wall, one of his captors looks at him through the camera monitoring him and says, "He looks like he should be in a boy band." Rain started his career in the boy band Fanclub before becoming a superstar solo artist whose initial popularity in Asia has spread to other continents


Goofs:

Revealing mistakes: When the German Police arrives at the hotel, the sirens sound like American sirens. However, German police cars have a completely different sound.

Plot holes: When Mika and Raizo were trying to flee the warehouse where Raizo was being held in custody for interrogation, Raizo seemed to know where Mika's Car was located even though he wasn't supposed to.


QUOTES

Hollywood: [to Tattoo Master] What did you just say, Old Man? I know you didn't just disrespect me, did you? Are you that fucking stupid? You disrespect me, I'll tattoo the ceiling with your fucking brains!

Fuente: IMDb.com

The Truman Show Movie Trailer [1998]

Taglines:

The Story Of A Lifetime
On The Air. Unaware.
The World is Watching
We like to watch!
Watch What Happens




Director: Peter Weir
Tagline: All the world's a stage...

Plot: An insurance salesman/adjuster discovers his entire life is actually a TV show.

MPAA: Rated PG for thematic elements and mild language.

Runtime: 103 min.






QUOTES:

Marlon: Where the hell's Fiji? Near Florida?
Truman: [pointing to golf ball] See here?
Marlon: Yeah.
Truman: This is us...
[guides finger halfway around ball]
Truman: and all the way around here... FIJI. You can't get any further away before you start coming back.


[repeated line]
Truman: Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!


[Truman attempts to leave his town and a convoy of cars pulls in front of him to block his exit]
Truman Burbank: Blocked at every turn. Beautifully synchronized, don't you agree?
Meryl: You're blaming me for the traffic?
Truman Burbank: Should I?
Meryl: Truman, let's go home.
Truman Burbank: You're right. We could be stuck here for hours. It could be like this all the way to Atlantic City. Let's go back. I'm sorry. I don't know what got into me.
Meryl: Truman, can you slow down?
Truman Burbank: Yes, I can't.
Meryl: Truman. Truman, that's our turnoff.
Truman Burbank: I changed my mind. What's New Orleans like this time of year? Mardi Gras, woooooo! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! Whoooohoo! Look, Meryl! Same road, no cars. It's magic! Hahaha!
Meryl: You let me out, Truman. You're not right in the head. You want to destroy yourself you do it on your own.
Truman Burbank: I think I'd like a little company.


Truman Burbank: Was anything real?
Christof: You were real. That's what made you so good to watch...


[Truman is missing - the Lunar Room studio, everyone nervous]
Network Executive: [hunging up a phone call] The sponsors are threatening to rip up their contracts!
Christof: [pointing at the "Technical fault... Please stand by... " graphic] Why? We're getting higher ratings for this graphic than we've ever had on this show.


[first lines]
Christof: We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's genuine. It's a life.


Truman: I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy.


Marlon: [Emotional almost to the point of tears] The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you Truman. And the last thing I would ever do to you...
Christof: [Feeding Marlon his lines] ... is lie to you.
Marlon: ...is lie to you.

Truman Burbank: Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!

Fuente: IMDb.com

Clash Of The Titans HD Movie Trailers 2010

Taglines:

The Clash Begins 2.4.2010
The Clash Begins in 3D
The heavens raise hell...
Titans will clash.
Between gods and men, the clash begins.

Plot: The mortal son of the god Zeus embarks on a perilous journey to stop the underworld and its minions from spreading their evil to Earth as well as the heavens.



Director: Louis Leterrier

MPAA: Rated PG-13 for fantasy action violence, some frightening images and brief sensuality.

Runtime: 106 min



QUOTES:

[from trailer]
Zeus: This is the end...
Perseus: This is just the start!


Zeus: Perseus! It's expensive where you're going...
[throws a coin at Perseus]

Fuente: IMDb.com

Minggu, 18 Juli 2010

The Losers - Official Theatrical Trailer - HD [2010]

Release Date: April 23, 2010
Genre: Action | Adventure
Cast: Zoe Saldana, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans, Idris Elba
Director: Sylvain White
Writer: Peter Berg
Studio: Warner Brothers

Plot: After being betrayed and left for dead, members of a CIA black ops team root out those who targeted them for assassination.

Tagline: Anyone Else Would Be Dead By Now.



MPAA: Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense action and violence, a scene of sensuality and language.

Runtime: 97 Min.


QUOTES:

Jensen: I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. In the words of Ancient Taoist masters, Don't start none... Won't be none.

Aisha: [whistles at the sight of Clay's Bolivian hotel room] Wow. It's everything a girl can dream of. Do you have a bathroom?
Clay: No, I specifically requested the only hotel room in the world that doesn't have a bathroom.

Vikram: Do you have the money?
Max: Jesus! Always with the money. "Hi, how are ya? How've you been? Namaste?
Vikram: I recently attended the funeral of my best friend, who you had thrown off a roof. How have *you* been?
Max: I can't complain. Actually, I'm thinking about getting a satellite radio for my car.
[looks at Vikram's fellow scientist]
Max: God, you ARE short. Seriously, how much do you weigh? Are you standing in a hole?
Vikram: We have your ordinances.
Max: All righty. Let's make a cash withdrawal, and
[in bad Hindu accent]
Max: *Who wants to be a billionaire?*



Sabtu, 17 Juli 2010

Dark Ride- Official Theatrical Trailer - HD [2006]



Director: Craig Singer

Tagline: The Last Ride You'll Ever Take...

Plot: A group of six friends on a road trip stop off at an amusement park attraction named 'Dark Ride', unaware that a psychopath who brutally murdered two girls, has just escaped a mental institution and is seeking refuge there.

MPAA: Rated R for strong grisly horror violence and gore, sexuality, nudity, language and some drug content.

Runtime: 94 min.

QUOTES:

Jen: Cathy, it could be fun.
Cathy: That's right, Jen. It could also not be fun. See how that works?

Steve: Get fucked, Cathy, and stay fucked for a while.
Cathy: I wouldn't call 3 minutes including foreplay "a while."

The Hamiltons - International Movie Horror Trailer [2006]


The Hamiltons 2006

Directors: Mitchell Altieri, Phil Flores

Plot: Four young adult siblings try to fend for themselves after the mysterious death of their parents. But they harbor some dark secrets which include abducting and killing strangers, and feeding them to a mysterious 'thing' living in their cellar.

Tagline: Every Family Has Its Secrets



MPAA: Rated R for strong violence, language and some sexual content.

Runtime: 86 Min

Quotes:

Paul Glenn: [upon hearing screaming] Did you guys hear that?
Wendell Hamilton: Oh, it's probably just cats... fucking.
[more screaming is heard]
Wendell Hamilton: [pounding his fist into his hand] Yep, that's definitely cats fucking alright!


[first lines]
Francis Hamilton: What does it mean to be happy? To be content in the world around you? Mom used to say it was family. That family was the heart of everything, even existence. Without it, there's nothing. She would always have these simple answers that somehow would sound so brilliant. And then she died. My father died along with her. Shortly after that, my brother David had to sell the farm where we grew up. Now we're just trying to be an ordinary family. Trying to figure out where we fit in the world. And for me, I'm trying to figure out where I belong, right now in this exact moment.


Role Models - Official Theatrical Trailer - HD [2008]

Role Models 2008

Director: David Wain

Prepare yourself for the most irreverent and funny comedy that brings new meaning to juvenile delinquency! As the world's least-likely mentors, Danny (Paul Rudd) & Wheeler (Seann William Scott) must put aside their selfish, sarcastic and party-driven ways in order to give two odd, foul-mouthed kids invaluable wisdom about life, love and heavy metal. With a supporting cast of comic all-stars including Elizabeth Banks, Jane Lynch, Christopher Mintz-Plasse and Bobb'e J. Thompson, Role Models is "a surprisingly clever comedy" (Claudia Puig, USA Today).

Tagline: Danny and Wheeler were just sentenced to 150 hours mentoring kids. Worst idea ever

MPAA: Rated R for crude and sexual content, strong language and nudity.

Runtime: 99 min | 101 min (Unrated Version)



Quotes:

Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

...

School Boy: Hey nice cow outfit. Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.
Danny: No, no. It's not a cow. It's a a minotaur. It's a creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
Wheeler: She let me keep it after I fucked her

...

Gayle Sweeny: Watch your language, Ronnie.
Ronnie Shields: My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.

...

Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine?


...

Gayle Sweeny: Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules.
Wheeler: Are you the coach?
Gayle Sweeny: I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.

...

Danny: Where am I going to find a girl who hates all the same things I do?
Beth: You're so romantic.
Danny: Hey. Hey... You complete me... You had me at hello.
Beth: Oh, god. Danny you're not hearing what I'm saying to you.
Danny: I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy telling her that... to... love her.
Beth: You don't even know that one.
Danny:: Hey, come on. Who are you going to call... Ghostbusters.